• December 18, 2013 •

Good evening! Monday I took the dogs out, made eggs over easy for breakfast, cleaned the house, the FD got toned out to a med call I put some dish Music on, checked out the message boards in Ravelry, then settled down to play Minecraft on the laptop on the sofa. Yesterday I took the dogs out, processed my incoming Avon order, & then my PC crashed, so it was off to Minecraft on the PC for the WHOLE day. WOO! This morning I took the dogs out & then loaded up Minecraft & tried out creative mode for the 1st time (2nd pic). 9½ hours later ... LITERALLY ... damn! It's dark out! When I got to Sims 9½ hours later, I loaded up Modern Condo by Curtis Paradis & my Sim

Victoria Bunch just sat down & watched some TV for a while, which sounds like a good idea since hubby just got home & it's already after 9:p.

#72 & your neighbors pet raccoon could have a big influence on dinner tomorrow. Pick up some pork rinds on the way home from work.

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** Winner of Best Innovation in the Toque Magazine Food App Awards 2011 ! **
Customize each bottle based on:
✭ shape of bottle
✭ colour of glass
✭ bottle top
✭ wine label
Add information about each one, such as:
✭ Wine Producer
✭ Vintage
✭ Grape (including blends)
✭ Name
✭ Region
✭ Type
✭ Price
✭ Personal notes
✭ Pairings
✭ Drink from and by…
✭ Personal star rating
✭ 100 pt wine scores
Locations
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Cellar is more than just a Cellar. It's a Garage, Wishlist and Trash skip as well! Finished a bottle? Move it to the Garage for future reference if you enjoyed it. Didn't like it? Move it to the trash, where you can locate it later if need be. What about wine that you've been recommended or tasted in a restaurant? Enter it straight into your Wishlist and then move to the Cellar when you eventually purchase it.
Portrait mode
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Sometimes viewing your wine in the landscape mode is not ideal. Simply tap the portrait mode button (top right) and you'll see a list view of your wines in all four locations.
Search and Sort
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You can search for wine based on any of the data you've entered, as well as sort your entire collection based on: Type, Region, Vintage, Price or Rating. Search and Sort are available in both landscape and portrait modes too!
Backup/Restore/Merge
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Worried about losing all that info you've entered? Use our backup feature to keep a .cellar file copy on your computer. Meanwhile, 'Merge' allows people in the same household to enter half their Cellars each on separate devices, and then merge them both to create a complete database!
Email individual bottles
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This feature is pretty nifty. You've heard of emailing wine info to friends in other apps haven't you? Well this is different. When you email bottles in Cellar, you're actually emailing the bottle itself, not just some info about it. The recipient simply taps the link provided in the email and the whole bottle is downloaded into their Cellar, shape, glass color, label image, notes and all!
Other features
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✭ Statistics on your wine collection
✭ Quicknote and Quickpair menus for fast data entry
✭ Popups for grape varieties, producers, etc
✭ Shake to choose - If you can't pick a bottle to drink, give your device a quick shake when viewing your collection and Cellar will choose a bottle for you!
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Charles Dickens's holiday classic, A Christmas Carol, is published 100 years ago yesterday.

Continue to delay a thankless chore you're dreading. You've put it off for 7 years so what's another decade or 2?

How many of you have had it w/ the cartoon specials? The animated Christmas specials that are on television? What do you say after the show we get some hunting gear & go out & bag a few Care Bears? I've had enough already. I'm at the point where I'm rooting for the Grinch. -Johnny Carson 1988

Just as the education of nerve & sinew is vital to the excellent athlete & education of the mind is vital to the scholar, education of the conscience is vital to the truly proactive, highly effective person.

Most important UFO reports in history top 10:

1. California & Midwest "Airship" sightings, 1896-97
2. Washington, D.C., sightings, 1952
3. Phoenix Lights, 1997
4. Kecksburg, Pennsylvania, UFO crash, 1965
5. Mantell incident, 1948
6. Barney & Betty Hill Abduction, 1961
7. JAL Fight 1628, 1986
8. Tehran, Iran, Incident, 1976
9. Belgium Incident, 1990
10. Roswell New Mexico, Crash & Recovery, 1947

Pair It! Food & Wine Guide:
Get over 20,000 wine pairing suggestions, hand-picked by wine pairing expert, chef, and educator Bruce Riezenman.
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* Ability to save your favorite pairings
* View popular wine pairings and Bruce's picks
* Add and save notes for each wine and food pairing
* Email your favorite pairings directly from Pair It!
* Sort wine recommendations by color
* Swirl your phone to find a random pairing
* Pronunciation guide for each wine varietal
**NOTES
1. Pair It! does not require internet access to use, so it's perfect wherever you may be, in a restaurant or at home.
2. “QuickPairs” are pairing recommendations for matching basic food dishes and ingredients.

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Thanks for playing!

Santa Claus has his own postal code in Canada: HOH OHO.

Species of mosquito found in the London Underground is genetically different from its above-ground cousins. It's thought to have evolved to be better adapted to life in the tunnels.

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Tourists come by my house & I like to get into the holiday mood. I even stencil the windows w/ you know, that snowy lettering. It says, "No trespassing. Attack guard dog on duty." -Johnny Carson

Worst gifts to give a woman top 10:

1. Anything for her car
2. Any appliance
3. Expensive diet plan (which includes prepackaged & home-delivered food)
4. Gym membership
5. Wrinkle cream
6. Nose hair trimmer
7. Electric shaver
8. Facial hair remover
9. Any Walmart special
10. A workout video

○ December 16, 2013 ○

Good morning! Saturday I took the dogs out, made breakfast sausage, got the mail, cleaned the house, sent out the grocery list, cleaned out my Outlook.com e-mail, had lunch, showered, played Minecraft until it was time to go to work, went to work & that was about it for the day. Yesterday was a day of not doing much of anything on my schedule. I woke up very late to a desktop computer that was hosed as far as the firewall was concerned, so I just let it sit until hubby got up & in the meantime played Minecraft on my laptop. Hubby was woken up by our son who needed a ride into town, so we went out, dropped him off, came back & hubby worked on my PC. Once it was up & running

I managed to at least take the dogs out, pay the bills, & go through the Sunday paper. After that it was back out to pick up our son & then run errands for the rest of the day. By the time we got home, there wasn't much time left to do anything other than just eat a quick dinner & play Minecraft until I couldn't stand my sinus headache anymore & went to bed. This morning I took the dogs out & loaded up the Science career in Sims (2nd pic). My Sim Gary Jr. (2nd gen) just aged up into a child!

1st crossword puzzle was invented 75 years ago today. Did you know that? By Mr. Wynn. Most people don't know what Mr. Wynn died a year later after Mrs. Wynn caught him in bed w/ a 10-letter word that started w/ a P & meant whoopee woman. -Johnny Carson 1988

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This app is uniquely designed for the iPhone, with chat bubbles scrolling by. Change their shade to suit your mood.
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Cleverbot is Artificial Intelligence. It learns what people say, in context, and imitates.
Cleverbot says many things - claiming to be human, role-playing and much more. It may even say things you find inappropriate. Use with discretion and at your own risk.
Cleverbot is conversational entertainment - no more, no less. It is not made to be logical, give advice, or be useful. Parents must decide whether they wish young people to have access. Be sure of this, however: it is a bot. It is software. You will never talk to a human.

Private victories precede public victories. You can't invert that process any more than you can harvest a crop before you plant it.

Queen Victoria enjoyed Alice in Wonderland so much that she requested Lewis Carroll's next work. Carroll, also a mathematics professor at Oxford, sent her a book on algebra.

Reasons to keep or make a scrapbook top 10:

1. To relive special events
2. Preserve your heritage for future generations
3. Fun hobby to share w/ other family members, young & old
4. Theraputic when dealing w/ a difficult problem & situations
5. A perfect family gift
6. To introduce a new in-law to your family
7. Creative outlet
8. Reduce clutter by organizing old photos & memorabilia
9. Gives new meaning & importance to taking photographs
10. An excuse to reconnect w/ old friends & family members

Shazam Encore:
Shazam recognizes music and media playing around you. Tap the Shazam button to instantly match, and then explore, buy and share. Shazam Encore offers Full Track playback with Spotify and a Shazam experience without the advertising. You can Shazam as much as you want!
Once you’ve Shazamed something, you can:
○ Buy from iTunes (and find others by the same artist)
○ Watch the videos on YouTube
○ Share tags on Shazam Friends
○ Use LyricPlay to sing along to streamed lyrics
○ Check out the artist’s bio and discography
You can also:
○ Preview and save your favorite tags
○ Share tags on Twitter, Facebook & G+
○ Explore what’s popular around the world with Shazam’s Interactive Maps
○ Tag without coverage, Shazam will match when you have a connection
Notes:
○ Previewing and buying music requires the iTunes music store in your country. Previews are courtesy of iTunes.
○ Lyrics and LyricPlay™ available: US, CA, UK, FR, IT, DE, ES, AU, NZ

Your lucky words this wee are: schnappsy, lube, & liver.

December 14, 2013

Good morning! I slept in a little today. Only overslept by almost an hour, but I needed it. I've been cutting my sleep short a LOT lately due to my Minecraft addiction. I swear, I went totally OCD on it. I wake up wanting to play & know I have things to do 1st. So far, I've been good & have been taking care of what I should before playing. It takes a lot of self control though. LOL!

Yesterday I cleaned the house, sent out the grocery list, & then loaded up Sims & downloaded the #1 download of the month ... Chateau de Bellevue (2nd pic). It's creator also created a Sim that I downloaded separately named Cloe (1st gen) who is charismatic, a bookworm, a perfectionist, over-emotional, & artistic. Her lifetime wish is to be a journalist. After that was downloaded, set up, & I got Cloe her job in the journalism career, I RAN over to my laptop to play Minecraft. I have entered the Nether! I almost got lost in the Nether, too. Dark place, lots of hallways. Also lots of chests w/ cool stuff inside! No screenshots of the Nether since it was so dark, but I do have screenshots of my houses, the portal, & the new fireplaces with real fires on Netherrack instead of the lava I was using for the fireplaces. Netherrack fires are dangerous though. Hard to keep contained even when they're completely enclosed w/ cobblestone & glass. Check out my facebook & Pinterest albums later for yesterday's screenshots.

1 aquarium in Japan has an odd way to celebrate Christmas: it channels electricity from an electric eel to power the lights on a Christmas tree!

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During cold-weather months, close curtains & shades at night; open them during the day. Keep southern-exposure windows clean to let in the winter sun to help heat your house.

Reasons a man should have a dog, & not a wife top 10:

1. They're always glad to see you, no matter what time it is or how long you've been gone
2. They don't mind if you call them by another dog's name
3. Dogs like dirty socks & underwear laft all over the floor
4. Dogs don't have annoying parents who'll make lengthy visits
5. Dogs agree that a raised boice is the best way to make a point
6. Dogs think you're funny when you're drunk
7. Dogs love to hunt & fish
8. A dog will never ask, "Do you love me?"
9. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff w/ them
10. Dogs can't talk, & talk, & talk ...

Today I have a letter from a fan. "Dear Jeff Foxworthy, is it okay to threaten the kids w/ no Santa Clause if they misbehave?" I answer, "Dear Fan, are you kidding? Of course it is! And while you're at it, throw in the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, & Elvis."

We have a Christmas staff party here w/ The Tonight Show every year, & boy, was it great last year. All the stocking were hung w/ great care & the rest of the clothes were all over the room.

We're more in need of a vision or destination & a compass & less in need of a road map.

• December 13, 2013 •

Good morning! Yesterday I took the dogs out, had eggs over easy & toast for breakfast, cleaned the house, sent the grocery list out, made grilled cheese for lunch, & then it was on to Minecraft & Sims 3. I'm almost done w/ my 2nd house in Minecraft, Old-Fashioned. I've decided that when I'm done building up this world, I'm going to open it up to the public as a Minecraft server. I'm waiting until I'm finished because I know people will only go in there & destroy it. At least people will

get to see it & play it for a while & maybe even add to & improve it before it's destroyed by someone. At least SOMEONE will see all my time & effort instead of just deleting the world & starting over. That's a long way off though. Like I said, I'm not even finished w/ my 2nd house yet. There's be a full town hopefully before I open it up as a server. There will be stores where you can go for free materials, houses to stay safe in at night, & lots to explore. YAY! Yesterday's Sims game was LizC864 4 (3rd pic). I had to go back to playing Sims on my desktop PC. There's a load/save issue on the laptop & I don't know how to fix it. It'll do it, it just takes 20 minutes each time. Ugh! That's OK though, I need to move

more. I'm getting old & sitting on the sofa that long every day w/ a laptop on my lap was causing hip pain. This way, I play Minecraft for a while, then get up, stretch, & come over to my office to play Sims for a little bit, then back to Minecraft. No more hip pain! :) My Sim Christine (2nd gen) is excitable, brave, & mean spirited. She's going to grade school & will age up into a teen the next time I play.

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Use Bump™ to share contact information, photos, videos, and files by simply bumping two phones together. Just open Bump, hold your phones, and gently bump your hands together -- Bump will magically do all the rest.
• SYNC WITH YOUR COMPUTER: Visit http://bu.mp on your computer and bump your space bar to transfer photos, videos, and files
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Don't be nervous when you shake hands w/ J. Edgar Hoover! He liked to fire FBI Agents whose palms were sweaty when they shook hands.

If you're on the dating scene, this weekend could be like testing a battery w/ your tongue. Sure you'll get zapped & burned & talk funny for about a week, but you'll have fun doing it.

I have to tell you something about Tommy that's not generally known. You know there are groups that believe in UFOs, Tommy is one of them, & some months ago - I guess I can tell this - this spaceship sent down & they actually took Tommy aboard the spaceship. And they examined him, then they went back & reported that there was no life on earth. -Johnny Carson 1975

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Joggy Coach is now compatible with ant+ fisica key and heart rate sensors.
Allow your friends to follow your progress on Facebook, Twitter or by mail.
Push yourself to beat your personal best using the Ghost feature. As you run your regular route, see the ghost from your best run appear on the map, giving you instant visual comparison between your current and your best run.
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Features list:
*** Multi Sports ***
Running, jogging, walking, skiing, biking etc. ...
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Maintain full control of your music without having to quit the application. Create playlists, go back and forth between tracks, look at album artwork etc…
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It’s simply the running version of the famous karting video.
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A lot of new features and stats using heart rate data.
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Access to more than 15 customizable charts to provides a personal analysis that suits you.
*** Track All Important Data ***
Distance, clock, current speed, average speed, max speed, instantaneous speed, average speed, elevation, weather conditions, location-based point of departure, country, city and more!
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Create custom training plans tailored to your individualized objectives.
*** Twitter ***
Tweets posted during the run according at an interval of your choice means you and your friends can follow your progress and your course.
*** Mail ***
Ability to mail during or after your activity.
GPX file extraction by email.
… And much more to come !
Note: Continued use of GPS running in the background can dramatically decrease battery life.

Most hated household chores top 10:

1. Cleaning the toilet (yep!)
2. Sorting socks
3. Cleaning the tub (yep!)
4. Cleaning out the litter box (yep!)
5. Cooking (really??)
6. Cleaning out the refirgerator
7. Shampooing or spot cleaning the carpet
8. Vacuuming
9. Cleaning or polishing silverware
10. Storing seasonal clothing

You'll find that as you care less about what others think of you, you'll care more about what others think of themselves & their worlds, including their relationships w/ you.

• December 12, 2013 •

Good morning! Yesterday I sent out the grocery list, cleaned the house, turned on Pandora & headed over to the sofa to play Minecraft & Sims on the laptop. I finished my LizC864 Minecraft California Craftsman Mission (2nd pic). (OMG! My mind is turning to mush! I just typed MindFart instead of Minecraft)! Anyway, I'm proud & you can check out all the pics here: Pinterest or here: facebook. Today begins a new house near this one (I'm building a city). The next house will be wood & much smaller. It'll be called Old-Fashioned. In Sims yesterday, I started up August House in Midnight Hollow. Speaking of, I need to download Midnight Hollow onto my desktop PC ... after I install an update to Origin. I really love the

laptop, but it really BITES at playing Sims. I had to turn the graphics way down which I finally noticed as being crappy, & the load & save times are unbearable. I also have a hard time seeing. Dragon Valley is dark & so is Midnight Hollow. I still need to play a more lit town to see if I like it or not. Still not sure what to do about the load & save times though. :(

Ever wonder how much it would cost you to give your true love the gifts in the traditional Christmas carol "The 12 Days of Christmas"? In 2010, the cost was calculated to be over $23k!

Hectic pressure to find just the right gift during this "season of joy" might drive you crazy. My advice is to call in sick, skip school, & stay in bed until Judge Judy comes on. A McFlurry w/ OREO cookies would be nice about 3:p.

I want to thank my staff. For Christmas, they gave me a dinner for 2 at Sparks Steak House in Manhattan. That's a rough steak house. Waiter asked what I wanted for dinner & I said, "Duck," & 8 people hit the floor. -Johnny Carson 1986

Most followed people on Twitter last year top 10:

1. Lady Gaga
2. Justin Bieber
3. Katy Perry
4. Kim Kardashian
5. President Barack Obama
6. Britney Spears
7. Shakira
8. Rihanna
9. Taylor Swift
10. Ashton Kutcher

TruxMap Lite Food Truck Map:

TruxMap is a live gourmet food trucks map for 34 US cities and 2 Canadian cities. The minute a food truck makes their current or future whereabouts known, you will see them on the TruxMap app. Menus, reviews, food images, location requests and directions are just one touch away. The open food trucks are visually represented by green markers and the food trucks opening soon are represented by blue markers.
Quickly scan what food trucks are near you, browse through the menus and food images before making a decision. Once you've completed eaten the food, submit a review or your truck images so others can know what to expect.
TruxMap is available for Atlanta, Austin, Baltimore, Boston, Calgary, Charleston, Chicago, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbia, Dallas, Denver, District of Columbia, Honolulu, Houston, Indianapolis, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Louisville, Miami, Milwaukee, Minneapolis-St Paul, Nashville, New Orleans, New York City, Orlando, Portland, Phoenix, Raleigh-Durham, San Diego, San Francisco, Sacramento, St Louis, San Antonio, Santa Barbara, Seattle, and Vancouver.

Whether or not we belong to a church or service organization or have a job that provides meaningful service opportunities, not a day goes by that we can't at least serve one other human being by making deposits of unconditional love.

Zagat:

Zagat is your guide to discovering the best and most notable restaurants, bars, cafes and clubs in dozens of top locations around the world (see the full list below).
No need to wade through dozens of reviews--we’ll tell you in a nutshell what other people are saying.
Features:
• Concise reviews you can trust
• Each place is rated three ways, from 0 to 30 (e.g. Food=25 out of 30, Decor=17, Service=20)
• Expert-selected lists of places to go for nearly any occasion, mood, and craving
• Stream of helpful articles and videos delivered throughout the day
• Filter by Zagat ratings, cost, cuisine, features, neighborhoods and more
• Menus to read before you go
• Reservations through OpenTable
• Google Street View panoramas
Supported locations (subject to change between app updates):
Amsterdam
Atlanta
Austin
Baltimore
Barcelona
Boston
Cape Cod
Charlotte
Chicago
Connecticut
Dallas
Denver
Florence
Hawaii
Houston
Las Vegas
London
Long Island
Los Angeles
Madrid
Miami
Minneapolis
New Jersey
New Orleans
New York City
Orlando
Philadelphia
Phoenix/Scottsdale
Portland, OR
Rome
San Antonio
San Diego
San Francisco
Seattle
Tampa
Toronto
Vancouver
Venice
Washington DC
Westchester County, NY

December 11, 2013

Good morning! Yesterday I cleared out my Yahoo e-mail, had a mozzarella stick for lunch, cleaned the house, took the dogs out, checked out an app on my iPhone 5, & then sat down to play Minecraft & finally load up Sims on my laptop! Minecraft is great as usual, but Sims ... not meant for a laptop! I've got a great laptop, but it can't handle Sims with all the settings cranked up like I have it on my desktop gaming PC. The lack of a huge graphics card just kills it. I knocked all the settings down a notch & restarted the game. No difference. Then I knocked all the settings down again ... finally I hit a point where the game played well & amazingly, I didn't notice any difference. It's not like my Sim turned all blocky or anything. It finally runs smooth, but there's still a problem. Loading a saved game from the main menu takes about 20 minutes! WTH?! On my desktop PC, it takes a couple minutes, but not 20! Same thing for saving. On my desktop ... 30 seconds. On my laptop ... 20 damn minutes! What gives?! Now before you ask, I have a mirror image of downloaded content. Everything I have on my desktop, I have on my laptop. Same stuff. Desktop is tri-core, laptop is quad core. The laptop is missing the graphics card from hell that my desktop has, but that shouldn't have anything to do with loading & saving ... only with playing. Everything I'm seeing in forums has to do with CC, but like I said, if one of my CC was the problem, wouldn't I have the SAME problem on my desktop PC since it's all the same stuff? My 1st Sims game on the laptop is the criminal career in Dragon Valley. I lost cornucopia. It turns out that they no longer have uploaded worlds in the exchange. Now I can only play worlds that are created by EA. There are 11 of them total, I own about 6 or 7 of those. My Sim's name is Olivia (1st gen). She's ambitious, athletic, evil, a genius, & a kleptomaniac. Her lifetime wish is to be the Emperor of Evil. She likes spaghetti, geek rock, & the color spice brown. She's a Capricorn. Her furry companion is a Toy Fox Terrier named Vicki (1st gen) who is non-destructive, playful, & aggressive. Olivia bought the cheapest house she could find in Dragon Valley, bought the essentials she needed for her dog, & after food, only had a few dollars left to her name. No car, no radio, an old-timey TV, a single bed, crappy fridge ... she's starting out the way everyone should. No cheats, no loans.  She will earn everything she ever has, which right now is next to nothing. The very 1st thing she did was get a job (also as everyone who just graduated high school should with the exception of those smart enough to find a way to go to college), but having no PC or money meant going to the business directly to get the job instead of applying on the PC. Then she wanted to learn gardening, so it was off to the library since she couldn't afford to go to the bookstore & buy the book. When she got home, she cleaned the house ... which is easy when you live alone, it means picking up the newspaper out of the front walkway. She wanted to learn the painting skill, so she had to fork over some money for an easel. Worth it since you can make money on your paintings. All skills my Sims learn are skills that you can earn money with. The skills that don't produce an income are generally skipped & viewed as time wasters. Life is short, if you're going to have a hobby/skill, make it a profitable one at least. :) After that it was the normal daily routine of things everyone has to do. Shower, dinner, bed, work, & paying bills. When she finally had some free time again it was off to the library to use their PC & check out the online dating site. She uploaded her profile & checked out the eligible guys in town. 2 of them caught her eye & she sent them messages. Then it was off to work & back to the daily routine. I love playing the big beautiful mansions in Sims because I love living vicariously through my Sims, but I also love the realistic games like this one. The one where they start out in the tiniest house in town, have nothing, & have to scrimp & save for everything they ever get. I don't use cheats to get money, I don't immediately marry to move up to something better. I make them earn it all by themselves. Marriage isn't until after they've succeeded in their career (reached the highest level). THEN & only then can they marry, move out to their new hubby's (better) house, & start a family. This happens when they're somewhere right between young adult & elderly. In the middle of mature adulthood. Young adulthood is for working, elderly/retirement is for relaxing ... mature adulthood is for working AND being a spouse & parent. The hardest part of life when you're trying to balance everything at once. By now you have a nicer house, a couple cars, a spouse, a couple pets, children ... it's rough. I wait until mature adulthood so they're at least secure in their jobs, good at cooking, & have a good routine in place before adding more people & pets to the picture. It's hard when you graduate from school, & are immediately married, pregnant, & trying to start a career ALL AT ONCE.

As the spirit of Christmas lowers the boom on your wallet, remember the true intention of gift giving 0 to get relatives, friends, & coworkers off your back for a few weeks. Be generous - jumper cables, an ashtray from a national monument, or cherry-flavored Tums are a good start.

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.

Conscience is the endowment that senses our congruence or disparity w/ correct principles & lifts us toward them - when it's in shape.

Dead Sea isn't a sea. It's actually a lake. It's technically not dead either - there are minuscule amounts of bacteria & microbial fungi in the water.

Economy is in bad shape. Economy is bad. Wouldn't you know, due to this recession, Santa Claus this year had to drop 2 of his hos. -Johnny Carson 1974

Ixpenseit:

- "Best App Award" - About.com 2013 Readers' Choice
- "Best iPhone apps" - CNN Money Magazine
- 50 Most Useful iPhone Apps (Best Expenses App) - LAPTOP Magazine.
- "Best iPhone Apps: Office and Personal Productivity" - PC World
- "10 MustSee Finance Apps for the iPhone" - eWeek.com
- "100 BEST IPHONE APPS FOR PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT" - Job Profiles.org
- "Turn your iPhone into a productivity powerhouse" - Investment Executive, Canada's newspaper for financial advisors
- UK CNET's Home Screen Awards: Best Finance App "..this app isn't one of the sexier uses for iPhone. It's mightily useful, however, for anyone looking to track expenses or plan a monthly budget. The interface is clean and quick to use, with good visual representations of your spending by category. It feels secure too -- a concern for many corporate users -- with password protection and the ability to backup and restore data at will. And if you want a gimmick -- but a genuinely useful one -- you can take snaps of individual receipts to be stored in your records too. Just what the company accountant ordered."
***** Featured in Apple's TV commercials.
iXpenseIt simplifies daily expense tracking and monthly budgeting. With iXpenseIt, it's never been easier to stay current on your personal budget or for business users, to get faster reimbursements. Store photo receipts is a snap. Enter expense data anywhere, anytime within seconds. Powerful reporting provides insight to where your money went and find new ways to save.
Take control of your money today with iXpenseIt!
KEY FEATURES:
- Upcoming Bill Reminder
- Daily Reminder
- Quick data entry (auto populate based on historic transactions)
- PDF Reporting (In App Purchase) & AirPrint
- Account Balance & Account Transfer
- Multi-Currency and Format Supported
- Income & Cash Flow
- Budgeting
- Number pad with calculation
- Trend Bar charts for Expense and Cash Flow
- Password Protection - Protect your personal financial data and the ability to recover password if forgotten.
- Data safety - Backup and Restore your financial data without worries.
- Visual indicator of monthly budget vs expenses.
- Overview of Today's spending vs daily spending average.
- Expense Summary - Know your total monthly expense, average expense per day and top expense of the month instantly!
- Repeating events - One time setup for all recurring expenses such as Monthly rent, Mortgage, utility bills, etc.
- Simple/ Detail / Custom Budgets.
- Store digital photo receipts.
- Instantly generate graphical reports.
- Powerful Reporting.
- Basic Mileage / Kilometer Tracking with customizable reimbursement rate.
- Supports VAT/GST input.
- Personalize transactions with icons for categories and subcategories.
- Fully customizable keylists.
- Full Text Search: quickly search to locate transactions.
- .CSV and HTML data import/export via Email or Wi-Fi.
- Records export with photo receipt attachment for quick expense approval/reimbursement.
- Complete world currency list.
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Email us anytime with your feedback or questions.

Most important words & phrases in advertising top 10:

1. Limited time offer
2. Discount
3. Guarantee
4. New
5. Especially for you
6. Fast
7. Bonus
8. Free
9. Proven
10. Easy

Track My Coupons:

Start saving money with the coupons you have instead of throwing them away.
"Track My Coupons Will Have You Actually Using Coupons" - AppAdvice.com
Some key features of Track My Coupons:
- iOS 7 optimized
- Barcode scanner to quickly add coupons (autofocus camera required).
- Huge coupon database with more being added everyday.
- Bulk import of coupons from inserts such as RedPlum, SmartSource, etc.
- Universal app - Buy it once and use on all your iOS devices.
- Receive notification alerts before your coupons expire.
- See the total value of active and used coupons
- Icon badge numbers display the total number of coupons expiring within a certain number of days that can be configured by the user.
- Customizable categories to match how you sort your coupons.
- Search through your coupons by name, coupon details, category or all 3.
- Ability to "clone" an existing coupon. This is very useful if you have several similar coupons to add.
- Expired coupons will move to the history tab automatically after a certain number of days, which can be set by the user.
- Sort your coupons by name, category, or expiration date.
- Filter coupons on a particular category.
- Choose a color theme to customize the appearance.
Track My Coupons also has a built in sale price calculator so you can see exactly how much an item will cost after your discounts and taxes.

December 10, 2013

Good morning! Yesterday I got the mail, made a cheese omelet for our son for breakfast, cleaned the house, & then it was another non-productive day of happy ... just playing Minecraft while ALL the Sims expansion packs, stuff packs, & store items downloaded onto the laptop (that took days). I don't have any screenshots yet because they're all on the laptop. I'll get the pics uploaded to facebook & Pinterest once I actually remember. Not much to show yet other than the spawn point. I'll have good screenshots to show once I finish the house I'm building in there. It's going to be a NICE one! It's going to be my FIRST one, but I'm confident that it's going to come out great because so far it looks great. I can build a lot faster in the Sims, but that's because the interface is faster for building (instead of block by block) & I don't have to go find / make all the materials 1st. Since I'm not using any cheats or mods, the roof is giving me fits. It's so far up that if I accidentally fall off, it'll kill me & then I lose all the materials I have on me that I'm using to build it, so I've got to go really slow & steady. Once I try out the Sims on the laptop & see that it plays as well on there as it does on my huge gaming desktop over here (that keeps locking up since Win 8.1 was installed), I may just unplug this huge beast, clear off my desk of everything except the monitor / TV, & give it to hubby who spent a fortune building it years back for me. He can use an upgraded PC & this is one heck of an upgrade compared to the old box he's using. Then, when I'm working at my desk I'll just plug the monitor into the laptop & when I start gaming I'll unplug the monitor & sink into the sofa. I'm seriously thinking of starting fresh with all of my Sims games. Years into the games I'm playing now & I just feel like punching reset. Start each game over from scratch, doing things differently now. I will still have all my old games saved on a flash drive, but it's time for a fresh start starting today. Brand new laptop, brand new Minecraft game, why not brand new Sims?I even have a brand new notebook to keep track of it all. :D

Best ways to achieve your fitness goals top 10:

1. Make exercise part of your daily routine
2. Set realistic goals (no, you will not qualify for the Olympics this year)
3. Hire a personal trainer or exercise w/ a friend
4. Commit & understand that exercise is work, but worth it
5. Fight the boredom by including a wide range of activities
6. Reward yourself
7. Support the exercise w/ a healthy diet
8. Dress appropriately & comfortable
9. Keep a record of your progress
10. Warm up & cool down w/ every workout

Calorie Counter:
Calorie Counter is the essential app to simply find nutritional info for the food you eat and easily keep track of your meals, exercise and weight.
Calorie Counter is simple to use and has all the cool tools to help you succeed:
- A quick pick to find calorie and nutrition info for your favorite foods, brands and restaurants.
- A barcode scanner and manual barcode input
- A food diary to plan and keep track of what you're eating.
- An exercise diary to record all the calories you burn.
- A diet calendar to see your calories consumed and burned.
- A weight tracker.
- A journal to record your progress.
- Fantastic recipes and meal ideas.
You can also sync your account online to access your info anywhere, any time.
We hope you'll love Calorie Counter. We are constantly working to improve the app so there's plenty more goodies to come ;)

Goats have rectangular pupils, which give them very wide peripheral depth perception & enhanced night vision. That, & a very cool stare.

Gravity pull of some of our habits may currently be keeping us from going where we want to go. But it's also gravity pull that keeps our world together, that keeps planets in their orbits & our universe in order. It's a powerful force, & if we use it effectively, we can use the gravity pull of habit to create the cohesiveness & order necessary to establish effectiveness in our lives.

Here's a bizarre story: 4 inmates in a Florida prison are suing to get nonsmoking cells. This raises an interesting constitutional question: Do we really want criminals to be able to run faster? -Johnny Carson 1990

Newsworthy for Mac:

Newsworthy for Mac gives all of the latest about everything Apple.
Receive up to the minute information from sites like Mac News Network, TUAW, Cult of Mac, and much much more, all in an easy to navigate interface.
So what sets us apart? Newsworthy for Mac provides the reader with multiple unique ways to view the latest and most popular news, as well as the ability to save searches and favorites. Mac Junkie Photos even provides thumbnail images from all of the latest stories, so you can see what’s what at a glance.
Unique Features:
- View UP TO THE MINUTE news as well as the MOST VIEWED stories by other Mac junkies.
- NO DUPLICATE STORIES from the wide varietly of news sources. We filter out duplicated stories so you don't have to.
- Find the MAC NEWS that appeals to you by browsing THUMBNAIL PHOTOS.
- We SAVE YOUR SEARCHES so that you can easily keep tabs on the Mac news you actually care about.
- SAVE YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLES so you can go back and read them again and
again.

Unruly Uranus & mischievous Mars encourage you to cash in the kids' college fund & go gambling. It's okay, $163 won't buy much "higher education" anyway.

• December 9, 2013 •

Good morning! The power came back on yesterday morning. We were without power for 50 hours & the temps were in the 20s. It was miserable & COLD! I prefer the cold over heat, but that was pushing it. The very 1st thing I did was turn on my PC! I took the dogs out, had a Carnation Instant Breakfast, cleaned the house, the FD was still getting toned out to down power lines & tree branches, I added some stuff to the grocery list, checked out some YouTube videos, took the dogs out again, & then sat down to watch some TV while I worked on

my hand knit Father's Day afghan. While the power was out, I decided that it would have been nice to be able to play Minecraft & Sims, so on our trip out onto the icy roads to get food, I bought a brand new HP Envy laptop. Top of the line, will play Minecraft & Sims & is one KICK ASS computer! Quad core, Beats Audio, all the bells & whistles. It's SWEET & I love it! Since the power came back on I've been installing Sims. Minecraft was easy & I got some game time in while the power was still off. Sims on the other hand is going to take about a week or more to get installed fully on there. I have every expansion pack & a lot of other purchased items for the online Sims 3 store. We have DSL, but these are HUGE files. Yesterday it took well over 12 hours to install just the BASE Sims 3 game. Today it's updating from the original, tomorrow I start on the expansion packs ... 1 per day. Then at the end I'll download all of the store items I've bought over the years & the worlds like Conucopia, Twinbrook, etc. Yeah, probably 2 weeks until it's equivalent to my desktop PC. Worth the wait though, because yesterday after I worked on the afghan for a bit, I started playing Minecraft on the laptop ... on the sofa. SO much more comfy than sitting at my desk for hours & hours. I LOVE this laptop! Most expensive one in the store at the time I bought it. I got tired of asking "Well, will this one play Minecraft?" "No." "How about this one?" "Yes ... well, until the next update." "This one?" "Yeah, this one will do it, but it'll be slow." "Oh screw it! Just give me that one! It's the most expensive one here & it looks like it's got some beasty gaming specs!" "Yeah, that one will do ANYTHING." "Good. SOLD!" Then I threw in a wireless mouse & a backpack & we were done. Some people shop when they get depressed ... apparently my dangerous shopping time is when I'm bored shitless in an ice storm w/ no power.

Before she was a famous movie star, Marilyn Monroe was the 1st Miss California Artichoke in 1947.

Biologically speaking, banana trees are actually herbs, not trees. See, the banana stem doesn't contain true woody tissue.

Dark Meadow:

VISUALLY STUNNING, ENGROSSING STORYTELLING GAME ON YOUR MOBILE DEVICE! UPDATED WITH NEW CONTENT!
*Nominated for Mobile game of the Year by the Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences.
* IGN: "worth playing just to experience the game’s huge amount of eccentric dialogue, and to experience the unfolding mystery.... one of the best to hit the App Store in recent memory."
* KOTAKU: "at home in the halls of BioShock's Rapture...disturbingly gorgeous experience."
* DESTRUCTOID: "a very atmospheric and engrossing game with a delicious streak of dark humor coursing through its veins.. worth picking up for anybody with an interest in iOS gaming."
* JOYSTIQ: "It's a surprisingly funny, gorgeous game that's an easy recommendation... ram home the truth that mobile games are getting surprisingly good at creating big worlds on tiny screens."
* TOUCH ARCADE: "The Dark Meadow is a standout in almost every way. From look to setting to the touch-centric gameplay, it shines, and you can tell this title was crafted with much love "
* GIZMODO.UK: "a splendid achievement. The bar has been raised, the gauntlet has been thrown down, and the hyperbole has been exhausted. We can’t wait to see the next game that tries to go one better."
* MODOJO: "a cross between BioShock and Infinity Blade... a hauntingly beautiful and intriguing game everyone should play, as it offers both a compelling adventure and a glimpse into the future of smart phone gaming. "
* GAMEZEBO: "arguably the best title to come to the genre. It's gorgeous, it's creepy, and it's a blast to play. This is the perfect game to play during the Halloween season. "
A dark fairytale of intrigue and mystery, where the sins of the past must be paid for… So sets the stage for The Dark Meadow -- a visually stunning world of deep exploration, gripping story, and heart racing combat, created with the unrivaled power of the Unreal Engine 3.
You awake in a hospital uncertain of how you arrived there or why. An old man warns of a beautiful witch whose minions roam the halls seeking the living. It is only when the witch is destroyed that you will be released from this unrelenting torment.
Using fun and intuitive fully gesture-based controls, you explore the decaying ruins of Montclair Hospital, armed with your crossbow for long-range combat as well as your sword for up close and personal melee battles.
The best elements from role-playing games encourage exploration as a wide variety of items are secreted throughout the world – from hidden scraps of paper that reveal the mystery of your imprisonment, to weapons and items, to money which can be used to purchase better equipment and weapons.
- Visually stunning, photo-realistic world built with the Unreal 3 engine
- A mature plot, stylized as a dark modern fairytale with bizarre twists and turns;
- In-world storytelling and quality acting
- Gesture-based action: crossbow ranged combat with ‘pull back and fire’ mechanic, slashing melee combat with dodging, blocking, and combos;
- Available in English, French, German, Spanish, Japanese, Korean , Italian, Simplified Chinese, Russian, and Brazilian Portuguese languages.

Disneyland Maps Free:

Park maps with wait times, GPS, compass, zoom, search and photos make it easy to navigate the parks and find restaurants, bathrooms, and attractions.

• Guide maps for Disneyland Park and California Adventure
• Wait Times on attraction pins
• Your GPS location and compass orientation
• Zoom in to see attractions, restaurants and bathrooms
• Zoom out to see park layout
• Search for an attraction or restaurant by name
• Select a pin for details such as photo, description and restaurant info
• No network connection required except for Wait Times data
• Free app updates to get new data and new features
ALSO AVAILABLE WITHOUT ADS
The paid version without ads has more viewable space.

Ease into 5K:

* From the makers of the original C25K app, this app will get you off the couch and change your life. It's the easiest way to start running, period. * Top health mag *SELF Magazine* gave us a whopping 5 stars! As seen on ABC News… and featured in the "Best iPhone Apps" book!!! This app is a RUNNING COACH in your iPhone – pushing you as you sprint and slowing you to a walk based on a proven interval training plan. No celebrity trainer needed! Just this top-graded app & your shoes.
Get off the couch 3 times a week for 30 mins at a time – and watch yourself become a marathoner. Interval training for a 5K is an absolute CHORE without this app.
Yes, you can still listen to your workout tunes. This app works alongside your music.
With Ease into 5K by Bluefin, couch potatoes and insanely busy people alike are gradually transforming into long-distance running machines… with just 30 MINUTES 3X EACH WEEK.
That's only 90 minutes a week. And in that small handful of minutes, you'll actually be TRAINING THE RIGHT WAY. We're talking training to lose weight and run 5K. So you won't spend your Treadmill Time wishing you knew what runners with coaches know.
******The ultimate couch potato transformation app is at your fingertips. Proven training for new runners!******
Training Ends in 8 Weeks... Or Keep Going
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8 weeks to complete
NEW! When you're done with the 8-week plan, keep training (requires GPS*)
No need to look down at your watch while self-training
Built by runners
Alternates between running & walking
Just 3 runs/ week at 30-40 mins each
RunHelper Connect
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NEW online companion for your Bluefin apps
Back up and restore your workouts
View all your data from all your Bluefin apps in one place
Weekly workout summaries
Workout reminders to help you stay motivated
...and much more!
Works with iPhone and iPod Touch! Great with Nike+
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Track your DISTANCE, PACE, WEIGHT & CALORIES BURNED with gorgeous graphs
Track days you've completed toward your goal… and see your history
Listen to your own music… and skip tracks without leaving the app
Audio alerts coach you to switch from running to walking and back
Get big encouragement by sharing on FACEBOOK or TWITTER (@bluefinapps)
PLUS! Choice of MALE or FEMALE coach voice. Journal entries. Compatible with iOS 5 and 6.
*** Transform from Barely-Working-Out to OMG-I-Can-Run… in just 8 weeks for $3 ***
Why It's the MOST POPULAR 5K Running App
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IRONMAN LISTENS TO HIS OWN MUSIC"
"Not only did this app give me audio alerts telling me when I should run or walk, but I was able to listen to my own music from my iPod list instead of some other person's preference of motivational music."
– Matthew Murphy
Completed first 5k by week 7 (in 0:27:37). Has since done Ironman!
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER OF EMILY POST NOW RUNS
"I have NEVER been a distance runner – hated running warm ups in high school, was always the last one done, huffing and puffing the whole way. While I had heard of interval programs, I had never tried one or thought I could do it... until I found your app. It has been the missing piece that allowed me to break my weight loss plateau."
– Lizzy Post
FROM 365 POUNDS TO RUNNING THE 5K... IN 6 MONTHS
"In February of 2011, I weighed 365 pounds. I decided it was time to change. I began to look at programs to help beginning runners. I was convinced that this app from Bluefin Software was the best choice. On July 4th, I ran a 5K! If you're thinking about starting to run, I can tell you - without hesitation - that app from Bluefin is the best start."
– Mark D Rucker
Completed 5K and 10k. Signed up for half-marathon on Oct 23, 2011!
Note: Continued use of GPS running in the background can dramatically decrease battery life.

Etiquette mistakes top 10:

1. Not making an introduction
2. Answering a cell phone call in a social situation
3. Arguing over a check
4. Being late
5. Not giving up a seat on public transit to someone who needs it
6. Being rude to service staff or under tipping
7. Monopolizing the conversation
8. Flossing or picking your teeth in public
9. Eating w/ your mouth open
10. Brushing or combing your hair while at the table

Feeling like a bobblehead doll bouncing on the dashboard of a 1977 El Camino is normal during the Christmas season. You've got 2 whole weekends left to shop. What's the hurry? Relax.

Habits can be learned & unlearned. But it isn't a quick fix. It involves a process & a tremendous commitment.

I can always tell when the economy is in trouble. For example, just before the show tonight, guy came up to me, stuck his finder in my ribs, said, "Mister, this is a stick-up. If you want to see my gun, come w/ me to the pawn shop, & I'll show it to you." -Johnny Carson 1978

If your home life is typically morbid, look out! It could be buzzing w/ excitement as Christmas nears; I'd check the wiring around the tree. Newfound joy is usually just a wiring problem.

May an excited yak tailgate your sister. -Johnny Carson 1975

More proactive you are, the more effectively you can exercise personal leadership & management in your life.

Most common mistakes drivers make top 10:

1. Distracted by a cell phone conversation or while eating
2. Not looking straight ahead
3. Low tire pressure
4. Bumping a curb while parking
5. Filling the tank w/ premium gas when it's not necessary
6. Over-braking
7. Driving fast on wet roads
8. Signaling at the last minute
9. Not routinely checking the brakes
10. Not taking note of the speed limit

Now the people in Beverly Hills mean well at Christmas, but I don't think they have a handle on things. They had 1 of those Christmas kettles on Rodeo Drive w/ a sign that said, "Please help people who aren't as good as we are." -Johnny Carson 1988

Pass along a family heirloom, or give an item of your own to someone who has admired the item.

QuickOffice:

This free app from Google lets you create and edit Microsoft® Office documents, spreadsheets and presentations on your iPhone and iPad. Once you sign in with your Google Account, work can be saved in Google Drive, which gives you up to 15GB of free storage and lets you access your files from any mobile device or computer.
With Quickoffice and a Google Account you can:
- Create and edit Word, Excel and PowerPoint files
- Access files in Google Drive and on your device
- Open and view PDF files
- Share files through previously shared Google Drive folders
- Attach files to emails

Reasons to own a goat top 10:

1. Goat's milk
2. To pull a cart
3. To eat weeds & grass
4. Goat cheese
5. companion for your dog or other pets
6. Entertainment
7. Goat meat (if you don't become too attached)
8. Dried goat dung is excellent fuel
9. Only needs a small grazing area
10. Conversation piece

Self-renewal process must include balanced renewal in all 4 dimensions of our nature: the physical, the spiritual, the mental, & the social / emotional. Balanced renewal is optimally synergetic.

SoundFront:

*** NOTE: This version is for iPhone and iPod Touch only. For the universal iPad/iPhone/iPod experience, please purchase SoundFront HD instead.
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War of the Oaken Bucket (1325-1337) was supposedly started when soldiers from the Italian city of Modena stole a bucket from the neighboring territory of Bologna.

Your lucky words this week are: beefaroni, hiney, & melons.

December 5, 2013

Good morning! Yesterday I cleaned the house I loaded up Minecraft. After a while I created a new world & love it! Each new world looks so different from the last. My son asked my why I created a new world instead of endlessly exploring the original? I don't know. I know the terrain will change & I will see something new if I travel far enough in the original world, but hey ... it's fun creating a new world too! I use the large biomes setting, but not the amplified biomes. I've seen screenshots of those, I'll pass. :) My brand new world (2nd pic) is very pretty. More hills than the last one & beautiful mountains of both cobblestone & dirt create beautiful visual landscapes. Can't wait to start playing again today! I really do have a Minecraft problem don't I? LOL! LOVE IT!

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Movie theater snacks top 10:

1. Popcorn
2. M&M's
3. Skittles
4. Junior Mints
5. Reese's Pieces
6. Pretzel bites w/ cheese
7. Goobers
8. Raisinets
9. Gummy Bears
10. Nachos w/ cheese

Russian Cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev not only holds the record for longest time spent in space (803 days, 9 hours, & 39 minutes), he's also "the last citizen of the USSR" because he was in space when the Soviet Union collapsed.

Speaking of GE, Tommy's wife, for Christmas, gave him a GE bed. Because GE brings good things to life. -Johnny Carson 1985

Treat a man as he is & he'll remain as he is. Treat a man as he can & should be & he'll become as he can & should be.

Try to avoid holiday stress. Borrow a relative's handicap card for a good parking space at the mall.