★ September 7, 2013 ★

Get your Avon here! Call, e-mail, IM, or text your order. Yesterday was a busy day. I barely finished working just as others finished for the evening. I cleaned the house, went to work, came back & got on the treadmill for 40 minutes, showered & then went to work at my other job & marked down the hand knit afghan, & worked on getting more stock ready to bring up there, at lunch I took the dogs out & then went to lunch at KFC & 1st they messed up my order ... I asked for 10 bites & they gave me 10 super hot spicy bites. Now I don't know if it was a mistake or if they just ASSUMED that's what I wanted. I'm a person who doesn't eat spicy food AT ALL. If it's stronger than ketchup, I don't like it. I took 1 small bite & my mouth suddenly felt like it had been set on fire. Returning them proved to be a bit of a task. Employees are quick to take your order there, but walk up w/ a box (an apparent mistake on their part) & NO ONE will come up to you at the counter. They all looked, they all saw me, & then all tried to look busy elsewhere. When I finally got it swapped out w/ the NON-spicy bites, I went back to my seat & was quickly reminded that many adults have little or NO table manners. There was a woman sitting there, dead center in the middle of the dining room, chewing like a cow. I mean mouth wide open & gross. I was taught at a very young age to chew w/ my mouth CLOSED. It's quieter, it's visually more pleasing, & it's just good manners. When I was raising young children, I even went out & found an amazing book on manners. Not some little kiddie book from today where manners are sparse ... but a book on manners (for adults) from Victorian times. The children I raised HAVE the information. They DID receive the memo. If they're lacking in manners for any reason, it's by choice ... not from a lack of knowledge. They cannot get away with saying "Oh, I didn't know". Anyway, after lunch I went back to work & finished JUST as someone else came to the house & was finished with work. All work & no play generally annoys me, but on a Friday? That's even worse! I really resent being put to work this hard by people who "I" should be giving orders to. God, I hope retirement comes soon. I can't take much more of this. I'm getting too old to work 16 hours a day like this. 8 would be fine with me ... but 16? I've worked all my life, 16 hour days should be something younger people who haven't worked a day in their lives yet should be doing to start making up for just sitting around for over 2 years. BUT ... they will be weighed, they will be measured, & they will be found wanting. In what world could they possibly beat me at the rate they're (not) moving? Ass-whooped by an old lady. HAHAHA! While they enjoy their welfare (whether by the state or by friends or by family), I'm enjoying INDEPENDENCE. I can say "I EARNED this!" I fear many will never know what it feels like to EARN something. In their little worlds, things are just given to them as if by entitlement. This is a generation of the entitled. The "GIMME!" generation. What will they all do when the rest of us get tired of working or finally die off? What will they do when they run out of other people's money? They won't even have the knowledge or the strength to stand on their own 2 feet when that time comes. Then they will become the generation of homeless people living under bridges & eating out of trash cans. Well, so be it. As for me, today is a work day, so I better get on with it. I know, I'm in the minority. The majority believes in free handouts. I don't believe in the free handout program. If someone gets anything from me, it's because they've earned it in some way. If I get something for free, I HOPE I've earned it & if I haven't, then I owe whoever gave it to me.

All your hose have runs? Take 2 pairs w/ runs in just 1 leg, cut off the bad legs & wear the 2 good legs together (w/ the top sections intact).

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1. A raw avocado
2. Hardee's, The Monster Biscuit sandwich
3. The Voodoo Doughnut made in Portland, Oregon
4. Carl's Jr. Taco Salad
5. Dairy Queen's Large Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Blizzard
6. McDonald's Double Quarter-Pounder w/ Cheese (Supersized combo)
7. Poutine (French Canadian cheese curds w/ gravy served w/ a burger & fries)
8. Hardee's Monster Thick Burger
9. Turducken (a combination of turkey, duck, & chicken)
10. The Big Texas (72 oz. of steak - 4.5 lbs of meat)!

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It's the weekend & what better way to celebrate than w/ a new tattoo? For you ladies, think in terms of a tasteful tramp stamp on the lower back. it's a sign of class & grace.

I've found that the key to the 99 is the 1 - particularly the 1 that's testing the patience & the good humor of the many. It's the love & the discipline of the 1 student, the 1 child, that communicates love for the others. It's how you treat the 1 that reveals how you regard the 99, because everyone is ultimately a 1.

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May a cross-eyed Bedouin welterweight sucker-punch you in the figs. -Johnny Carson 1986

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