Beautiful Blue Shells Afghan:
$37.96
As will all home crocheted or knitted items, you may find loose ends
that have popped out (but will not unravel - weaving in ends was never my
strong point), dog hair, &/or MY hair & has been displayed on & off
on our sofa pending sale ... but this item will be professionally cleaned
before being professionally shipped out to you.
Good afternoon everyone! Yes, I know what time it is. I'd say my sleep schedule is officially hosed now. HA! Oh well. Yesterday we went out & ran errands & I talked hubby into going to Cracker Barrel for lunch. He hates that place. Not the food, the food is great! But he hates potpourri. He says that place is potpourri with food. The scent is so strong in there that it gives him a headache. The final candle I ordered came yesterday so my candle supply is back to normal levels & I got a pattern book I ordered that I was eagerly waiting for with a beautiful knit afghan pattern in it that I can't wait to get started on. I played on my Earth Glow Minecraft server a little last night & finally have an enclosed structure for safety.
Today I'm going to add a patio off the side of the house & remove the little 3x3 patio out in the river. I worked on my favorite entrelac knitted afghan & I still love how it's turning out. Many more of these are in my future, each with a different design.
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Friendship Bracelet Pattern of the Day
*75% off!* This time Phineas and
Ferb decide not to fritter away their energy. They are going to build the
coolest rollercoaster in their backyard! But to assemble such an enormous
construction they need a good drawing and a lot of different parts which are
not so easy to find.
A New Orleans DA
discovers there's more to the Kennedy assassination than the official story.
Knit Pattern of the Day via Pinterest
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1. A bicycle can't
stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an
arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet
writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's
your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing
the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay
your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage
she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano
falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is
hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell
onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto
a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with
your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network
in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song
because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days
are numbered.
17. A lot of money is
tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is
hard to beat.
19. He had a
photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high
form of flattery.
21. The short
fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too
big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen
one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a
Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her
first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread
recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are
subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab
well done.
29. Marathon runners
with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
30. The roundest knight
at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too
much pi.
31. I thought I saw an
eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
32. She was only a
whisky maker, but he loved her still.
33. A rubber band
pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math
disruption.
34. The butcher backed
into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
35. No matter how much
you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
36. A dog gave birth to
puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
37. Two silk worms had
a race. They ended up in a tie.
38. A hole has been
found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
39. Atheism is a
non-prophet organization.
40. Two hats were
hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay
here, I'll go on a head.'
41. I wondered why the
baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
42. A sign on the lawn
at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
43. A small boy
swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother
telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
44. The soldier who
survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
45. When cannibals ate
a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
46. Don't join
dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
Dirty Dancing: Time of my Life (Final Dance)
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Would you rather be able to talk with the animals or speak all foreign languages?
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